One car, with working window on drivers side. At least $3.99 Clear speaking voice, and your own mega phone if handy. Lots of patience. Drive vehicle as close as possible to clowns mouth. The first thing you will hear will be completely unintelligible, except for gum smacking. Speak clearly into clowns mouth with your order - when they repeat the order of the car in front of you, and tell you to pull forward to the first window - say that will be fine, Thank You! Proceed forward inch by inch, when you reach the first window, only to realize no one is there - realize this must be fast food lingo, only they know the difference between their first and second window. Finally you reach their window and think you are home free. You have the correct amount of change and are ready to receive your meal, now here comes the tricky part, they ask for the money and try to hand you your drink and straw at the same time, causing quite a balancing act, and of course during the transaction your last quarter rolls under the car, forcing you to your hands and knees straining for that illusive quarter - Got it!
Things are great!! Wait, only to hear we are waiting for your chicken sandwich, can you please pull forward?
At last you're home thoroughly exhausted and extremely hungry only to find they forgot your fries.
Helllllp, can someone please teach me how to cook????
